Kendrick Kerwin Chua
2015-06-15 01:09:12 UTC
Nothing confuses my American countrymen more than the notion that every UK
head of state since the 18th century has had the exact same birthday
celebrated on exactly the same date. :)
Play:
=-=-=
Monster Hunter 4 (3DS) - Woo, 285 hours. Spammed one of the guild missions
all the way up into an HR8 requirement, which means that I can no longer
run it because I haven't cracked rank 7 yet. I've also picked up about a
dozen guild cards, which means my hall is full of newbie hunters who can't
bring home meat, and one or two G-rankers who keep proposing that they do
the easy entry-level missions for me. I haven't been back to that hard
Brachydios fight yet, mostly because I can't find a full fifty minutes to
give it my attention. Maybe later in the week.
PSP Go (PSP) - I forgot that this little thing can be paired with a PS3
controller, and that the screen-sliding function can be used to put it to
sleep reliably. That makes certain other charter-breaking subject matter
functions more appealing suddenly. I can't find my tiny little M2 memory
card, which probably means that I swallowed it accidentally or something.
Transformers: Human Alliance (ARC) - A standard Sega rail shooter in the
style of Gunblade NY, with mounted weapons and a crosshairs the same
colour as the warning indicators on the screen. Like the Transformers
movies it's based on, the action is distracting and not at all suited to
gameplay that makes any sense. The design of the enemies and the 120
frame-per-second graphics mean you can't tell what you're shooting at, and
so the whole thing becomes an exercise in finding the green target icon
and ignoring everything else.
Gunblade (ARC) - Speaking of which. On three credits I made it all the way
to the last level of the city liberation mode, but I got tired of the boss
level after just a few minutes because it's full of those acrobatic robots
that jump around and dodge your crosshairs icon before you've even fired a
shot. I note with interest that this version of the cabinet lacks the
Gunblade NY branding, which indicates it's pretty old.
Time Crisis 5 (ARC) - Ooh, three player Time Crisis? Oh wait, cover pedals
(plural) that allow you to jump between different barriers, but are
reversed from previous games. Stepping on the pedal now takes you out of
cover, rather than being the signal to duck. While that makes sense with
multiple pedals and a default-off on the switches, I found it confusing
for the first half hour of play. Sadly the cab I was on only had two
working guns, and I'd love to see the full three player mode in action
some day.
Airline Pilots (ARC) - Pro tip: Do not play expert mode unless you
actually know how to fly an aeroplane. You will crash repeatedly and the
game will give you a humiliating ranking.
Marvel vs Capcom 2 (ARC) - I forgot that I forgot how to play fighting
games. Also, the hard kick button was stuck down, so I kept switching
characters when I was trying to do the hurricane kick. I shouldn't blame
the tools when my skill is obviously lacking, but I'm way better at this
game with a Dreamcast controller than I ever was in the arcade.
Licensing Expo (RL) - The arcade in question was located in the Excalibur
resort in sunny Las Vegas, Nevada. I spent the last week in multiple MGM
resort locations playing personal assistant to the woman of the house, who
has been negotiating business and licence arrangements with various
intellectual property owners. As many of the entities attending were game
companies, I thought the group would like to see some pictures.
Namco/Bandai deftly dodged news of their recent discrimination lawsuit by
making everybody remember that they love Pac Man:
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Nintendo has their usual giant presence:
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Activision/Blizzard was there as well, promoting Warcraft and a bunch of
other properties that most really wouldn't care about:
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Sega was there to promote Sonic Boom, but as a company they are both
licensor and licensee, since they secured the Aliens licence for
themselves:
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Ubisoft was all Assassin's Creed, all the time. They even brought a mess
of banners to hang all over the exhibition hall:
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Sony was there too, and their game division was located a diplomatic
distance away from their movie division:
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The Pokemon company, as you know, is a separate entity from Nintendo and
had a booth three times the size of their parent company's:
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There were also a number of other non-game licensors there, promoting
their brands and doing business:
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Also, you may be aware that Las Vegas is essentially the Gretna Green of
America, so there was a little of this too:
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Want:
=-=-=
To have played more arcade games - There's another casino further north on
the Vegas strip that calls itself Circus Circus, which I assume was named
by the same lunatic who discovered Mahi Mahi, Bora Bora and Boutros
Boutros Galli. It's a slightly lower-rent casino, that caters more towards
families and actually allows you to park caravans and motor homes on their
property rather than renting a room. What's interesting is that the place
has an arcade four times the size of that at the Excalibur, and is home to
a number of Model 2 Sega cabinets I've never seen in the wild before. The
Ocean Hunter, the WWF game, Ghost Squad Evolved, and a pile more that I
just can't remember right now. I've got to get back there next year.
Bin:
=-=
Credit card companies - I can't wait for chip-and-PIN to make it to the
United States finally. This elaborate maze of human intervention and
honour-system verification is no substitute for an actual fraud prevention
program. On the other hand, the inconvenience meant that I didn't spend as
much money in Las Vegas as I might have otherwise.
Expenditure:
=--=--=--=
Balance forward - $532
Brooktown High (PSP) - $7
Flying Nightmares (3DO) - $15
Gangster Town (SMS) - $10
Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? (SMS) - $7
Genghis Khan 2 (MD) - $15
Wargames (CLC) - $10
Subroc (CLC) - $7
PSP Go (PSP) - $60
Total year-to-date - $663
-KKC, who has had no opportunity to try his other new games yet.
head of state since the 18th century has had the exact same birthday
celebrated on exactly the same date. :)
Play:
=-=-=
Monster Hunter 4 (3DS) - Woo, 285 hours. Spammed one of the guild missions
all the way up into an HR8 requirement, which means that I can no longer
run it because I haven't cracked rank 7 yet. I've also picked up about a
dozen guild cards, which means my hall is full of newbie hunters who can't
bring home meat, and one or two G-rankers who keep proposing that they do
the easy entry-level missions for me. I haven't been back to that hard
Brachydios fight yet, mostly because I can't find a full fifty minutes to
give it my attention. Maybe later in the week.
PSP Go (PSP) - I forgot that this little thing can be paired with a PS3
controller, and that the screen-sliding function can be used to put it to
sleep reliably. That makes certain other charter-breaking subject matter
functions more appealing suddenly. I can't find my tiny little M2 memory
card, which probably means that I swallowed it accidentally or something.
Transformers: Human Alliance (ARC) - A standard Sega rail shooter in the
style of Gunblade NY, with mounted weapons and a crosshairs the same
colour as the warning indicators on the screen. Like the Transformers
movies it's based on, the action is distracting and not at all suited to
gameplay that makes any sense. The design of the enemies and the 120
frame-per-second graphics mean you can't tell what you're shooting at, and
so the whole thing becomes an exercise in finding the green target icon
and ignoring everything else.
Gunblade (ARC) - Speaking of which. On three credits I made it all the way
to the last level of the city liberation mode, but I got tired of the boss
level after just a few minutes because it's full of those acrobatic robots
that jump around and dodge your crosshairs icon before you've even fired a
shot. I note with interest that this version of the cabinet lacks the
Gunblade NY branding, which indicates it's pretty old.
Time Crisis 5 (ARC) - Ooh, three player Time Crisis? Oh wait, cover pedals
(plural) that allow you to jump between different barriers, but are
reversed from previous games. Stepping on the pedal now takes you out of
cover, rather than being the signal to duck. While that makes sense with
multiple pedals and a default-off on the switches, I found it confusing
for the first half hour of play. Sadly the cab I was on only had two
working guns, and I'd love to see the full three player mode in action
some day.
Airline Pilots (ARC) - Pro tip: Do not play expert mode unless you
actually know how to fly an aeroplane. You will crash repeatedly and the
game will give you a humiliating ranking.
Marvel vs Capcom 2 (ARC) - I forgot that I forgot how to play fighting
games. Also, the hard kick button was stuck down, so I kept switching
characters when I was trying to do the hurricane kick. I shouldn't blame
the tools when my skill is obviously lacking, but I'm way better at this
game with a Dreamcast controller than I ever was in the arcade.
Licensing Expo (RL) - The arcade in question was located in the Excalibur
resort in sunny Las Vegas, Nevada. I spent the last week in multiple MGM
resort locations playing personal assistant to the woman of the house, who
has been negotiating business and licence arrangements with various
intellectual property owners. As many of the entities attending were game
companies, I thought the group would like to see some pictures.
Namco/Bandai deftly dodged news of their recent discrimination lawsuit by
making everybody remember that they love Pac Man:
Loading Image...
Nintendo has their usual giant presence:
Loading Image...
Activision/Blizzard was there as well, promoting Warcraft and a bunch of
other properties that most really wouldn't care about:
Loading Image...
Sega was there to promote Sonic Boom, but as a company they are both
licensor and licensee, since they secured the Aliens licence for
themselves:
Loading Image...
Loading Image...
Loading Image...
Loading Image...
Ubisoft was all Assassin's Creed, all the time. They even brought a mess
of banners to hang all over the exhibition hall:
Loading Image...
Loading Image...
Sony was there too, and their game division was located a diplomatic
distance away from their movie division:
Loading Image...
The Pokemon company, as you know, is a separate entity from Nintendo and
had a booth three times the size of their parent company's:
Loading Image...
Loading Image...
There were also a number of other non-game licensors there, promoting
their brands and doing business:
Loading Image...
Loading Image...
Loading Image...
Loading Image...
Also, you may be aware that Las Vegas is essentially the Gretna Green of
America, so there was a little of this too:
Loading Image...
Want:
=-=-=
To have played more arcade games - There's another casino further north on
the Vegas strip that calls itself Circus Circus, which I assume was named
by the same lunatic who discovered Mahi Mahi, Bora Bora and Boutros
Boutros Galli. It's a slightly lower-rent casino, that caters more towards
families and actually allows you to park caravans and motor homes on their
property rather than renting a room. What's interesting is that the place
has an arcade four times the size of that at the Excalibur, and is home to
a number of Model 2 Sega cabinets I've never seen in the wild before. The
Ocean Hunter, the WWF game, Ghost Squad Evolved, and a pile more that I
just can't remember right now. I've got to get back there next year.
Bin:
=-=
Credit card companies - I can't wait for chip-and-PIN to make it to the
United States finally. This elaborate maze of human intervention and
honour-system verification is no substitute for an actual fraud prevention
program. On the other hand, the inconvenience meant that I didn't spend as
much money in Las Vegas as I might have otherwise.
Expenditure:
=--=--=--=
Balance forward - $532
Brooktown High (PSP) - $7
Flying Nightmares (3DO) - $15
Gangster Town (SMS) - $10
Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? (SMS) - $7
Genghis Khan 2 (MD) - $15
Wargames (CLC) - $10
Subroc (CLC) - $7
PSP Go (PSP) - $60
Total year-to-date - $663
-KKC, who has had no opportunity to try his other new games yet.
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within seventy-two hours, your car | kendrick @
will be thrown into the East River | io-nyc
at your expense." | .com
-- "If you do not remedy this malparkage |
within seventy-two hours, your car | kendrick @
will be thrown into the East River | io-nyc
at your expense." | .com